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elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend

elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend

(via marilynmonrow)

glowcloud:

*meows back at my cat in order to demonstrate active listening*

(via thatrandomcantaloupe)

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Scott Aukerman, Jon Daly and Brett Gelman #RuinTechnology on @midnight.

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Scott Aukerman, Jon Daly and Brett Gelman #RuinTechnology on @midnight.

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

(via thatrandomcantaloupe)

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
fire tornado.
huh.”

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh

get out of there fireman what are you doing

there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

he’s just standing there going

“well darn, look at that.

fire tornado.

huh.”

(via thatrandomcantaloupe)

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skelezor:

if u do not reblog in 5 seconds u will be sent 2 eternal skeleton hell and be haunted by this seemingly harmless skeleton. don’t risk it!!1image

(via geesehater)

Humor and the great perhaps

Some dislikes: dogs-there I said it, fake ass try hards, egotistical teachers/high school athletes, new car smell, intrusive questions

Some likes: being busy, cats, power, life cereal, planning, sports, clothes, thanksgiving dinner

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