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helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

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adailypickupline:

Hop in my car and we’ll go for a ride.

Request: runn1n9-away.tumblr.com

adailypickupline:

Hop in my car and we’ll go for a ride.

Request: runn1n9-away.tumblr.com

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(via pizza)

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

(via geesehater)

forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do

(via thatrandomcantaloupe)

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via ratchet-cankles)

whisperwhisk:

snorlaxatives:

evilfgt:

snorlaxatives:

i need a chipotle burrito down my throat asap

*dick

why would i want a chipotle burrito down my dick how would that even work

very painfully

(via ratchet-cankles)

  • Teacher: You know you can't sleep in my class.
  • Me: I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

(via thatrandomcantaloupe)

tweenboy:

mood: drake
attitude: rihanna

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